🍪 “I’m Not Fat, I’m Fluffy” — Because Cookies Happen 🍪|
 
Meet your new spirit animal — the ultimate cookie monster disguised as a cat. This chonky legend proudly sits in an empty cookie box (because, obviously, he already handled the contents). Sporting his “I’m not fat, I’m fluffy” tee, he’s here to remind us all that life’s too short to count calories when cookies exist.
Soft, cozy, and perfect for those who also “accidentally” finish the snack stash, this hoodie is a must-have for anyone who embraces their inner fluff and sarcasm.
Warning: Wearing it may cause spontaneous cookie cravings and unsolicited cat purrs of approval.
 
Made from soft, high-quality fabric, it includes adjustable drawstrings, a full front zipper, and two spacious kangaroo pockets to keep your hands warm and your cookies .. ehm, we mean essentials close.. Perfect for layering in any season, this hoodie balances cozy comfort with an out-of-this-world aesthetic.

Vibe: For the cat and the cookie lovers with a sprinkle of sarcasm